Intelligent is the New Attractive

but I don’t think anyone will know who I am :(

Why can’t the whole world be like Tumblr????

If you are reading this it is most likely that you are now referring to me as the late Irene Adler and quite properly this time I would imagine. However, one can never be too sure I have a tendency toward resurrection (and they say Sherlock has a flair for the dramatic). Whether I’m six feet under or sunbathing off the coast of some uncharted tropical island isn’t important. What is important is that somehow you’ve managed to get your hands on this document which I expended a significant amount of effort attempting to hide. Therefore, there are only two people I know who are clever for such an endeavor, the consulting detective and of course the consulting criminal. Unfortunately, the later met his untimely end at the foot of Reichenbach Falls but Mr. Holmes you managed to escape such an untimely fate didn’t you? Brilliant trick though wasn’t it and if I didn’t know better I’d say you’d learned a thing or two from yours truly. Modesty has never been one of my strong suits but then again you knew that didn’t you? We’re not so different you and I, you just decided to play fair and you must know by now that’s really not my style.  Alas, it’s been a pleasure and though you may think otherwise you are really not the intended recipient of this letter. It’s time to move your ego out of the way and let me speak to the man reading over your shoulder. Yes, John that means you. Such a loyal friend and so underserving of the backlash of your little disappearing act Sherlock. You know where this is going now don’t you? I wondered when you’d catch on, getting slow are we? Anyway, its time the truth got out and I believe Watson is entitled to hear it first. As the world mourned what was the brilliant detective actually up to for all those years?

So I was just thinking if Irene and Sherlock did have a kid (cough Hamish cough) it would have to have blue eyes because (excuse the nerd moment) blue eyes come from a recessive gene and if you have blue eyes (or thereabouts) you have to have two recessive genes therefore you can only pass on a recessive gene to your offspring which will in turn also have two recessive genes and thus blue eyes.

What that actually means is that the depictions of Hamish are completely accurate as far as eye colour goes…

The End.

Sometimes I think about how awesome it would be if right now Irene was teaching Sherlock everything you need to know to be “dead”.

And then I remember John…

WHY SHERLOCK WHY!!!